Roaming Reporter: All Hail Lord Xenu: How the Church of Scientology Cured My Depression Through Dianetics
BY Jacob Winter, BA Politics and International Relations
75 million years ago, the alien tyrant Xenu brought billions of aliens to the planet Earth, known then as Teegeeack, and wiped them out by placing them next to volcanoes and detonating hydrogen bombs. The spirits of these dead aliens, Thetans, possess